All women are well-known to the struggle linked between life and bra. Some common facts and struggle that every woman face on the name of the bra. The underwire that jabs us straight in the heart especially when we are expecting it not to, that strapless that will almost never stay in place and that strap which will ever so often just pop. Oh, the joy of removing it.
These are some jokes related to a bra that will definitely make every women smile and make her face full of smiling expressions.
Because who wants to wear a bra every day?
Damn boy, are you a bra? Because you make me uncomfortable but society has brainwashed me into thinking I need you
— Birthday Porne (@AudreyPorne) October 2, 2015
Your feeling of having everything under control. Some women think that not wearing a bra would solve 98% problem of hers.
That feeling is better than wine.
If they could bottle how good it feels to take off your bra, that would sell for more than any expensive wine.
— tequila and cupcakes (@randomnloveit) February 27, 2015
That moment when you can finally have a deep and easy breath.
me: i am fine
me: *takes bra off*
me: wOW SO THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ABLE TO BREATHE WOW SO MUCH OXYGEN IS GOING INTO MY LUNGS
— tammy🎄 (@ghxstboys) November 23, 2015
When we doze off without removing our bra.
Wake up with crushing chest pains. Heart attack surely. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm..
Nah. Just left my bra on.
— Rae Earl (@RaeEarl) November 21, 2015
Haha. Something that all women feel same.
A pushup bra is like a bag of chips. you open it up and its half empty.
— Tatted Ethan (@DopestThoughtss) July 31, 2012
Words that suggest something.
If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra.
— Shae Aaron (@ShaeAaron) February 23, 2014
When you realise that nothing else but your bra is the reason for your bother.
You ever angry and sad and confused but then you take off your bra
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) December 28, 2016
This thing happens very rarely.
I hate when ur boob starts falling out of ur bra like excuse me, ma’am, please return to your assigned seat.
When your favourite bra betrays you.
The ones you keep closest to your heart hurt you the most.
Like the underwire in my bra that tried to stab me.
— Jes (@JesKeepSwimming) December 9, 2014
Not wearing a bra in public can consider as a talent.
talents include not wearing a bra in public and not caring
— morticia (@gothwife_) July 30, 2016
The most addictive ones.
If the feeling you get when you take off your bra after wearing it for 24 hours could be bottled, it would be the most addictive drug ever.
— Sam H. Escobar 👻 (@myhairisblue) September 14, 2014
The exact same feeling.
"Moooommmm no."– my boobs when I'm about to put on a bra
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) December 7, 2014
The day off story every morning one’s feel putting up a bra.
Is it really a day off if you have to put on a bra? 🙀
— 🍯 EmiBee 🐝 (@SkellyGhostie) July 23, 2016
That priceless feeling
when I finally get home and take off my bra: pic.twitter.com/7jTJAerA0C
— whomst is she? (@the_rewm) October 28, 2015
Let’s see what ladies think
about eating fruits putting up bra.
Just kinda wanna be braless and eat fruit in peace tbh
— Judie (@omgitsjudie) July 27, 2016
It is almost done by everyone at some point.
I don't carry a wallet & I often put money inside my bra.
At night when I undress, I pretend my boobs are paying me a ransom to be set free.
— Carbosly (@Carbosly) August 6, 2015
Wrong size bra.
80% of women wear the wrong bra size. 100% men don't care.
— Women's Humor (@WomensHumor) June 22, 2012
Me:I'm having chest pain
Doc:Did you buy a new bra?
Me:Yes! Thanks for noticing!
Doc:I meant it could be causing the pain
— Princess Buttercup (@GoldenSpirals) January 26, 2015
Thanks, Doc. A few “bra-verbs” we can all relate to a little too much.
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